Kathie-Lee Gifford says "This is our producer Joannes favorite thing in the world...I would use it."
Instructional Bath Towel Makes Drying Off More Sanitary. Most bath towels look exactly the same from top to bottom, left to right. That makes for a little mystery that can leave you feeling uncleanly
The True-Clean towel is truly brilliant: One end is marked "top" and the "bottom," ensuring that you never accidentally dry your face with the end that mopped the water off your butt
...the True Clean Towel, a real product that features the outline of a body printed on it, so you know which parts of the towel you should use to dry your face, and which parts you should use to dry your groin
Unless you can actually remember which part of your towel is reserved for your face and which part is for your NSFW parts, you need something like the True Clean Towel.
...for anyone who's ever worried they're drying their face with the same part of the towel that touched their tush, well, this is the invention for you.
The 'True Clean Towel' is definitely an innovative drying concept.
Despite this making us laugh, the towel itself is actually quite clever and of good quality
The True Clean Towel is the business solution to mans cleanliness problem
‘True Clean’ towel skews a little bit to the side of bachelor humor, but it does make a pretty good point
The True Clean Towel adds a little humor and practicality to personal hygiene
In a politically correct world, the True Clean Towel is here to make sure segregation persists when it comes to your face and "other places".
Come on, you know you’ve thought about it. You pick up that day old towel and wonder: Which side was up yesterday?
Now, you can take the guessing game out of your shower routine with the True Clean Towel.
...the True Clean Towel eliminates that problem by providing an easy to follow map that helps separate your towel drying into clean quadrants.
Did it even occur to you that one day you maybe wiping your hands and face with an area of your towel and the next day using the same area for ahem, "other" areas?
Made to answer that nagging question of 'Where has my towel been'
The True Clean Towel has solved a problem that I didn’t realize existed until now.
Not a fan of used towels? Not to worry. The True Clean Towel has you covered.